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How do stories like this see the light of day? Do they get publicists or some...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:47:11 GMT

How do stories like this see the light of day? Do they get publicists or something? Or does it route through local news? news.bbc.co.uk/...

Playing with MongoDB with one half of my brain, writing powerpoint with the o...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:30:25 GMT

Playing with MongoDB with one half of my brain, writing powerpoint with the other.

Just set the page to landscape. #rebellious

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:21:17 GMT

Just set the page to landscape. #rebellious

The office obsession with burritos and pies has led someone to try to create ...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:10:27 GMT

The office obsession with burritos and pies has led someone to try to create a burrito pie on his day off. I shit you not.

RT @chococat: Kitten noms foot and tail -

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:46:07 GMT

RT @chococat: Kitten noms foot and tail -

RT @badjournalism: Daily Mail: an irony-free zone - http://i50.tinypic.com/vq...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:58:19 GMT

RT @badjournalism: Daily Mail: an irony-free zone - http://i50.tinypic.com/vq5g5l.png (via @currybet)

Spotify is advertising hair gel to me every four songs... they're barking up ...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:32:03 GMT

Spotify is advertising hair gel to me every four songs... they're barking up the wrong tree there :)

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Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:10:00 GMT

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Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:09:27 GMT

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RT @wendyatnovell A 12-yr old this weekend said: "They should make a phone th...

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:40:53 GMT

RT @wendyatnovell A 12-yr old this weekend said: "They should make a phone that attaches to the wall so you always know where it is."

Anyone near a Sky box? Is BBC News and BBC Parliament working for you?

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:48:12 GMT

Anyone near a Sky box? Is BBC News and BBC Parliament working for you?

Christ. Out of Smints.

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:26:21 GMT

Christ. Out of Smints.

Found on tube: Sticker saying "SEARCH ILLUMINATI 'NEW WORLD ORDER' B4 TOO LATE"

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:57:23 GMT

Found on tube: Sticker saying "SEARCH ILLUMINATI 'NEW WORLD ORDER' B4 TOO LATE"

Finally finished the book I've been reading since November. Jesus those Russi...

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:01:56 GMT

Finally finished the book I've been reading since November. Jesus those Russians don't half witter on.

Top 5 artists this week

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 12:00:00 GMT

Opened the door to the toilets in Starbucks. There was a man inside wearing y...

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:44:29 GMT

Opened the door to the toilets in Starbucks. There was a man inside wearing yellow ear defenders taking a shit. He bellowed "NOOOOOO" at me.

It's ok guys, vapid populist Palin-a-like Carol Vorderman is gonna define "ho...

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:33:31 GMT

It's ok guys, vapid populist Palin-a-like Carol Vorderman is gonna define "how children learn Maths" for the Tories! Terrifying. (p3, Times)

"National icon turns into poor man's Sarah Palin" RT @bloggerheads: James Mac...

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 11:56:28 GMT

"National icon turns into poor man's Sarah Palin" RT @bloggerheads: James Macintyre: The ghastliness of Carol Vorderman www.newstatesman.com/...

Man to photocopier: "Oh, you're doing my nut now."

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:09:56 GMT

Man to photocopier: "Oh, you're doing my nut now."

OH: Man to photocopier: "Is that what I wanted you to do?"

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:08:19 GMT

OH: Man to photocopier: "Is that what I wanted you to do?"

Darkitecture. Designs for IT systems too evil to see the light of day.

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:01:28 GMT

Darkitecture. Designs for IT systems too evil to see the light of day.

RT @LDN: The Thames Tunnel reopens after 145 years before it closes forever w...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:42:34 GMT

RT @LDN: The Thames Tunnel reopens after 145 years before it closes forever www.artdaily.org/...

RT @benbenbenbenben: I wish I was a cat.

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:36:11 GMT

RT @benbenbenbenben: I wish I was a cat.

Carpe PM, baby!

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:13:22 GMT

Carpe PM, baby!

I need a glowing Do Not Disturb sign above my head. Maybe I should build one ...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:10:52 GMT

I need a glowing Do Not Disturb sign above my head. Maybe I should build one of those LED scrollers for my desk.

Christ. RT @AdamBienkov: Lebedev buys the Independent for £1 business.timeson...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:00:46 GMT

Christ. RT @AdamBienkov: Lebedev buys the Independent for £1 business.timesonline.co.uk/...

RT @robmanuel: I'm quite enjoying The Daily Mail purposely fucking with Banks...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:59:37 GMT

RT @robmanuel: I'm quite enjoying The Daily Mail purposely fucking with Banksy by giving him a good review: www.dailymail.co.uk/...

RT @parrais: Football match: pro team vs 100 schoolchildren. v.youku.com/...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:42:23 GMT

RT @parrais: Football match: pro team vs 100 schoolchildren. v.youku.com/...

.@willself is on Question Time and tweeting on his blackberry from under the ...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:56:44 GMT

.@willself is on Question Time and tweeting on his blackberry from under the desk :)

RT @chococat: - Met this little cutie at the park. He was quite happy to tak...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:33:53 GMT

RT @chococat: - Met this little cutie at the park. He was quite happy to take nuts out of my hand :)

Response to a firewall request we made: "Why have you written /20 at the end ...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:18:27 GMT

Response to a firewall request we made: "Why have you written /20 at the end of your IP address?" :((((

RT @jayna -opened my cereal box and saw this sign "METAL DETECTOR PACK" in n...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:38:25 GMT

RT @jayna -opened my cereal box and saw this sign "METAL DETECTOR PACK" in neon yellow! plus there is brass inside

Best artist's impressions I've seen all year: www.thesun.co.uk/...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:02:15 GMT

Best artist's impressions I've seen all year: www.thesun.co.uk/...

Did I just hear that right? "Beats so big i'm stepping on leprechauns" #lyric...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:31:25 GMT

Did I just hear that right? "Beats so big i'm stepping on leprechauns" #lyrics o_O

My inbox is an apocalypse.

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:54:53 GMT

My inbox is an apocalypse.

Annoying to hear, "Well he's doing it too!" when someone's accused of somethi...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:43:49 GMT

Annoying to hear, "Well he's doing it too!" when someone's accused of something odious. 5 year olds are taught this is a logical fallacy.

If you have to put a question mark at the end of your headline, then it's not...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:34:50 GMT

If you have to put a question mark at the end of your headline, then it's not news. "IS POPE A SECRET GAY?"

He used to be a gym instructor but his BMI was rapidly approaching his IQ by ...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:58:00 GMT

He used to be a gym instructor but his BMI was rapidly approaching his IQ by the looks of him.

Quote from yesterday's interview I was in: "For this sort of thing you need t...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:53:26 GMT

Quote from yesterday's interview I was in: "For this sort of thing you need to be umm, err, umm... err, articulate."

By which I mean, links to videos that have no context or description to let m...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:51:02 GMT

By which I mean, links to videos that have no context or description to let me decide if I wanna click it.